A Yummy Christmas Dinner With Hilarious Jokes

Today during our fun packed day we managed to have a delicious Christmas dinner dished up by our fantastic teachers and mid-day assistants. Before we ate our yummy meal, which included yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, stuffing, sausages wrapped in bacon, lots of vegetables and of course .... turkey, we had some brilliant crackers. These crackers had toys and hats in but the best part, according to Mr Bird, were the funny jokes. Here are some of our favourites...


What is black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra!



What car does a baby drive?

A mini pooper!



Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other slide!



Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate!



What did the submarine say to the ship?

I can see your bottom?



Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn't peeling very well?



What has 22 legs and 2 wings?

A football team